Look at this dog, lying on the sofa, watching TV. Is this all you do the whole day? Lie on the couch and have the tube open while you doze around?
Look at all those clutter around you? Shoes, socks, bag, laptop, books, guitar! Can't you tidy the living room? Hmmp.
Hahah, so fun to play make-believe with the doggie. Dogs are really a man's best friend. They stick with you even during your crazy moments.